Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo

Why this meal got 2 floors?

she looks like she’s about to say "ze bluetooth device is connected"

When you’re drunk in the girls bathroom during a party and everyone is being so nice to each other

Tomatoes aren’t hard enough BOOOOOOOOOOOO🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

"No te vayas a enojar" Yo:

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me when the liquor kicks in & the social anxiety goes away

😭😭😭

I like hanging out with the same friends cause it feel like we on a sitcom

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today

What’s Kamala number I can’t take this I need to ft her nowww

atleast we won’t have to deal with him next election..right guys?

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

this Wednesday got a little Sunday in it idk