Everyone get smashed tonight

Claimed the first victim

Good luck to Jordan Howley & Luke Mckimmie off to Scotland today! Don't return if you use that silly flag!

No words for that second half

@RyCruickshank1 contender for tackle of the season there

Update: Liam claims no responsibility for any goals, we've conceded 65, Luke Mckimmie any thoughts?

Captain Luke Williams has attempted to dribble out his box today, the result was horrendous

We're as bad as Liverpool we can't finish for shit

Any comments from Ken on the Adam Johnson situation?

After the news today all girlfriends have to be over the age of 16, IDs will be checked, let this be a warning

You know who you lot are I won't tag you

@christletoncfc 😢

Costa would get away with that with the refs we have

What happened to us today

Bellends you two Liam Jordan Howley

Are we going down?

A draw yesterday gets us one step closer #relegationparty

Bring on uberlube 💦

New season starts tonight! At least we can't get worse than last season...