BITCHES HE'S BACK.

How dull. He examines his nails. Where is Philippe de Lorraine? Among the flowers and fruits?

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Créme de la Penis

Which is why his curtains remain closed. x.com/OfDivineRight/…

Why are you like this. x.com/OfDivineRight/…

Pulls him into bed. Rolls on him. Eclipsed, again. x.com/OfDivineRight/…

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Insert roughhousing because oh heck no. x.com/OfDivineRight/…

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"The weather is much too hot for my liking." Suffering.

Flops on Philippe de Lorraine.

Waves a streamer in the air. “Happy Birthday, Brother of mine.”

“To more celebrations and many more years, @OfDivineRight. Happy birthday.”

Taps foot impatiently.

I'm sick. [Coughs.]

Philippe I, Duke of Orléans, younger brother of Louis XIV of France, was born on 21 September 1640

Kicks leg up. “It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.”

Demands birthday cake for breakfast.

Good evening. I trust you are all well. Especially you, Philippe de Lorraine.