the mexican urge for everything you eat to be at least a little spicy

The craziest part about growing up with the same group of friends is seeing their younger siblings grow up too 🤯 wdym your brother is about to graduate HS? He was like 8 when I saw him last ?

Him: are u fuckign stupid me:

Me sneaking into the Barbie movie even though I’m a Bratz girl

Texting my bestie at 4 am like bro we need a fucking ROTH IRA

“pinches días no duran nada” yo toda la tarde:

If y’all see me wearing the Club America jersey.. no you didn’t 🙈

hey babe. babe. babe. babe. babe. do you think you could fill up my water bottle please

the urge to say “so you hate me” when i don’t get my way

las niñas de papi después de conseguir lo que queremos

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

“porque hablas tan rápido no se te entiende nada” yo:

“tu familia habla muy fuerte??” mi familia:

Feliz día suegra, le quedó bello ese hijo

When I say I gotta skedaddle

Yo después de comer.

Why don’t people wipe the gym equipment after they use it anymore 😭

¡Vamos México, el trofeo es tuyo! 🇲🇽 #BatallasEpicas