we're literally witnessing the rebirth of nazi germany right now and yet no one seems to care because its arabs getting killed. this is genuinely horrific please never stop talking about palestine

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

Information just has no consequence anymore. Like if this came out in any other era it would be The Main Thing for a long time. Now it's just like yeah I guess that makes sense.

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

straight to the lexicon. oh i'm not drinking tonight thanks. i need to practice mogging sober.

applying for jobs in this economy is hell

the worst night in human history

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

.The Bachelor this is how you save the franchise btw

and the sad part on many levels is that it wouldn’t have completely ruined his career. she could’ve exposed him and she’d still be called a liar and shamed. 2 years later he could release a “banger” that goes viral and people would still stream him..

EVERYONE FROM VIRGINIA THIS IS THE MOMENT!!! LOCK IN AND GO VOTE YES TOMORROW!!!! WE HAVE TO REMOVE THIS RACIST/FASCIST,RAPIST/BIGOTS POWER!!! TAKE HIM DOWN VIRGINIA DO NOT LET US DOWN LITTLE GIRLS!!!!

Yes you chased away a lot of scientists, you defunded many programs, and censored others. You are the problem

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

Project 2025 is proof of this. - Higher taxes for single people. - Removal of head of household status. - Removal of professional status for degrees primarily women hold. - Caps on student loans (which women hold more of) - Ending birth control - LIMITING contraception

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway