Jonathan is so ugly i’m shaking

like why is jonathan weird fym you wanna wear everyone’s severed heads on your belt? i get it’s a metaphor, but it felt so strange coming out of his meth mouth😭

i do think sotr is probably the weakest entry in the series, but people who say the book is “terrible” i think must only be reading for the purposes of shipping, because the relationship between haymitch and lenore dove was the only writing i would call “terrible”

rose byrne really was robbed

i don’t even go here and it seems pretty obvious that nic is one of the ugliest men alive

LMAO??

y’all really bored, taking up for khia now😭

plssss the love island stans are reporting my posts from years ago😭

i hate the final day of being sick. like when you can feel you’ll be all better tomorrow, and it just makes you mad today

everyone who boards this train thinks the piss smell is coming from me, so they run down the aisle, discover the real source, and run back to sit next to me😭

i wish people understood escalators are not like everything else. like yes you should always move out of the way, but you MUST get the FUCK out the way when you get off an escalator, or someone’s going to get hurt

this was about katniss everdeen

i hate christian’s fucking robot shirt