2 amigos que terminaron me acaban de contar la misma historia bajo diferentes perspectivas

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

“I like your car.” From a babe > From a guy >>> From a kid >>>>>>>>>>

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

Islam is basically a religion that was invented as an excuse for grown men to have sex with little girls and farm animals.

“Birds born in cages think flying is an illness.” - Alejandro Jodorowsky

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

Just keep fighting…

Oh so you're saying they actually never had to force both parents to work a full-time job plus a side hustle to support a family and it was all done to fuck with us wow good to know

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

SIGNS OF A FEMALE NARCISSIST : ( They suck the life out of you ) // Thread //

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

Boxing is proof men have no problem getting punched in the face so long as they get paid

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

I see 4 foot aliens at Home Depot every morning

Does anyone know when WWI will be over so we can get rid of the temporary federal income tax? Asking for a friend

Les cuesta creer en DIOS… pero creen en extraterrestres, vibraciones cósmicas, reikis, chakras, pitonisas y conjuros…

“I love democracy” niggas when a right wing party wins an democratic election