Keir Starmer will put up your taxes. Bookmark this tweet.

Bring him home ❤️

Jasper Carrott is back on Spotify finally!! #BestDayEver

Hey Keir Starmer, take Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan with you and don’t let the door hit either of you on the way out

Let’s fucking do this Vinted Voldemort #ncfc

My #Wordle is flipping you off

The gift that keeps on giving 😂😂#MUFC Manchester United

Imagine Messi getting a red card for elbowing someone in the back. He then meets the FIFA president at a private event and days later the suspension that should’ve been 3+ games ends up being just 1.

Don't look back in anger 😉

Absolutely criminal decision. Shouldn’t be any special treatment, FIFA taking advice from F1 stewards.

Grateful if Reeves would explain why I have to pay more tax so that unemployed foreigners can have even more children they can’t afford.

Hang on, you’re telling me Rachel from Accounts has got it completely wrong and lied to everyone?! Surely not, not The Labour Party, would never do such a thing 🤡

Now I'm not going to get carried away, but we're only 16 points off the playoffs with 84 points left to play for... #ncfc

That is some week, credit to Leeds United

Huw Edwards got six months suspended for having the most depraved category A images of child sexual exploitation. Joey Barton 🇬🇧 gets a much sterner sentence for words. Think about that for a moment. Britain has fallen. Our forebears gave their lives for this. Shame on us.

‘Top priority’? Clown government

BREAKING: Musk to rename "X" to "Grooming Gang" to stop Labour shutting it down.

*Football players kneel for BLM* The left: 😍 *Football players wear rainbow laces and armbands* The left: 😍 *Jim Ratcliffe shares him opinion on mass migration* The left: Omg, keep politics out of football!

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...