my type? little crazy, little mean, little sweet, little might fucking stab me because she’s bored, & a great ass

You were, in a word, awasteofmyfuckingtime.

Welcome to Twitter, some ugly rejected pig will be assigned to you shortly.

They'll call you a 'savage' just because you're stating facts.

you’re my favourite fuckface

i will traumatise you in every lifetime

if they won’t let you live in their foreskin, are they even that into you?

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

I’m so fake at work I say things like, “hi, how are you?”

can’t sleep, so gonna doom scroll myself into oblivion, you in?

I could never be a vegetarian. I love penis way too much.

my favourite hobby is being an asshole on the internet

hey mom, can you pick me up. the internet people are being weird again

i’m not the sword in the stone, quit trying to pull me, you don’t have the strength

you’re cute, can i come haunt you whilst you sleep?

Of course they're going to leave their significant other for you, that's how delusions work.

If you rt me, you're part of the mean girl squad, boy.

wanna come over and pet my sleep paralysis demon?