What's happening? What's happening indeed.

A fresh Twitter account is a curious thing, as the algorithm desperately throws scattergun content at the new mystery individual. It started with football. Swing and a miss.

I’m loathe to correct anything as I’m curious as to how long it’ll take before I get shown something I’m actually interested in. Decision made, I shall correct nothing.

More ball-related nonsense. I realise my mistake in mentioning its name. Ah, well.

Hilarious.

Sometimes. Some people. Some days. Tosspots.

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