Trae Crowder explains BRILLIANTLY to Trump supporters why they shouldn't be spiking the football for voting against their own self-interests. If you only watch ONE video today, make it this one.

wearing shorts and a t-shirt to get a peppermint mocha because it’s 80 degrees in NOVEMBER and y’all voted for the guy who thinks climate change is a hoax

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

everyone on my insta is posting their spotify wrapped and taylor swift is their top artist but what they don’t know is taylor swift is my top artist in deeply personal and more intellectual way

Every day I wait for an email that says “you’re in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you”

[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely

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Me: why should I use your dish soap Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck Me: ok well how does it do on dishes? Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

My husband is cleaning out our baking cabinet and he just said to me "how attached are you to these nine bags of hardened brown sugar? Let me know if one of these is a family heirloom." And I felt that shade down to my core.

You can win the heart of a woman by spreading goat cheese and fig jam on sourdough and giving it to her.

okay so no big deal but tomorrow I’m starting my new meticulous daily routine that will completely transform my life forever

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

There is zero tolerance for acts of vandalism against the East India Company. Dumping tea into the harbor is wrong. Period. All Bostonians should condemn it.

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again