Just another example of developers not caring about local constituents. Where are our unhoused neighbors supposed to harass Whole Foods shoppers from now??? MINNEAPOLIS BE BETTER

In the 1972 Democrat presidential primary Hunter S Thompson created a rumor that leading candidate Ed Muskie, senator from Maine, was abusing ibogaine

The city has been building a playground in Elliot Park off 11 Ave S by US Bank Stadium for almost 2 years but requires squad cars to be there constantly bc of crack heads

Quinn Hughes needs to but a shooting tarp on his garage door and just start cranking pucks day and night. He should have 20 goals this season at least

in America, the sports mascots brutally assault and murder one another, while the people rejoice and laugh. it is beyond clear that we Americans are the inheritors and successors of the Roman tradition, the gladiatorial spirit. we are the torchbearers of Civilization.

every time i smoke marijuana i think, this is the sacred spice that Hasan-i Sabbah used to initiate the Assassins into the vision of the Hidden Imam. they would revel in his secret mountain garden chanting "Ana al-Haqq" and know what must be done. I am watching South Park at 3 am

Someone lock Jamie Benn up for that cross check on Hartman #mnwild

lo que veía un soldado romano al levantarse de patrulla en Isturgi, Hispania (siglo III a.C)

Goddamn hippies

Trying to explain to my gf why watching playoffs is better than Summer house

Today in 2001…Chuck Knoblauch is pelted by hot dogs. Tom Kelly pleads for fans to stop and PA announcer Bob Casey tells fans “This is an important game! Now quit this!”

We all have 12 inch hogs so we whip them out on the regular

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

Weight room, pussy

santavirus outbreak aboard north pole cruise leaves hundreds stranded. symptoms include widespread holiday cheer and goodwill towards your fellow man. five dead.

For nearly six decades the U.S. has voluntarily remained in the dark on Israel's nuclear capabilities. The ambiguity ends now. There is too much at stake to accept ignorance. We are at war alongside Israel against Iran without knowing what their red lines are for using a

Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.