sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

Remember who to blame for this: the 71 million people who voted for Trump. Not a puny number of third party voters. The people chose Trump. They did. And we have to live alongside them.

Whole families being burned alive for over a year didn’t make u sad but the election did? Kindly go F*%k yourselves.

Re-reading the one email praising your work

It’s amazing how many unique and unsettling ways there are for a pair of pants to not fit you

there's a saying in arabic i grew up hearing: ضربني وبكى، سبقني واشتكى which basically means "he hit me and cried, then ran to complain before I could." there's no better summation of zionism and zionist victimhood than this

Oh, fuck.

"No, you may not eat sprinkles off the floor." (Sentences I never considered saying before being a parent)

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Finally putting effort into following people on BlueSky. Follow me there if you want! bsky.app/profile/skylar…

wow I can’t believe the shooter was an attractive and courageous buffoon with beliefs that were all over the place…NOT! what is this, your FIRST DAY in AMERICA?

This is actually how all local Fox TV reporters should be treated whenever they’re reporting ‘from the field’

Hearing news of a ceasefire, I weep, then pause, scrolling through photos of joy I cannot feel, I weep again, then stop, then listening to voices of those I said goodbye to during genocide, and cry all over.