Why the fuck say it in the first place if you're going to apologise when some people don't fucking like it? Fuck the whinging cunts. #cunts x.com/Variety/status…

"I have great respect for the U.K. United Kingdom. Great respect. People call it Britain. They call it Great Britain. They used to call it England, different parts." (via Fox)

Omg who made this masterpiece?

Twitter: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about war, famine, torture and inequalities, than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities.

Was sent this from Facebook- don’t know where it’s from originally. Genius. #BrexitChaos #BrexitShambles

I’ve signed this petition to revoke A50 and deal with the consequences afterwards - referendum, election, whatever. I have no idea whether these things do any good but after May’s astonishingly irresponsible speech this evening I’ll give anything a go. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2415…

Arrests at events in Glasgow over the last few years: Stone Roses - 10 Transmt 2017 - 8 Transmt 2018 - 34 arrests over 5 days Eminem - 10 Paolo Nutini and Calvin Harris gigs - 38 Old Firm game - 6

If this is deemed a yellow card and a retake then the game is finished

Bernie’s prediction on the election is spot on so far. 🤯

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Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong!

BREAKING MASSIVE NEWS | So... you wanted Mambo No.5? Well we're giving you Mambo No.5. Sort of... ebbsfleetunited.co.uk/mambo-no-5-get…

your house is on fire x.com/rupertmurdoch/…

⚽️⏪| Rangers Football Club fans, mind Maurice Edu's late, late derby winner? Crashed in to claim all three points in 2010! #RivalsWeekend #TBT

Can anyone get in touch with Dan please!! x.com/lawson17/statu…