the guy i'm dating has discovered his own feet it's so cute he'll just grab one and stare at it

alabama Arkansas i do love my ma and pa

there's a serial arsonist in south seattle setting random houses on fire and i have to pretend im not really worried about waking up to my crib in flames lmao

developing a short fuse and watching trucking videos i'm becoming more like my dad every day

FLESHWATER ALBUM NEXT MONTH

i love my period bc i feel like my compassion and empathy and altruism are at an all time high like i love everyone everyone deserves to be happy i want to hug all of you and kiss you and give you money

how the hell am i supposed to look this up

anyway he went nuts music.apple.com/us/album/%E1%9…

simply incredible.

where are the gay italian hoes

i would hate to be a pretty and talented girl all the psychos come out

quite sick of not being married but i guess i just have to do it again tomorrow

my two favorite lil guys love the library……………so cute………………….

every single time