we can’t make fun of the french anymore. at least they burn shit. americans are asking chatgpt what is fire ow ow ow grok why it hot

“you dodged a bullet” close enough! i actually ran after him and begged to be shot at

むにゃむにゃ。。。

“imagine if the roles were reversed” No. I’m tired of doing that. I wanna use my imagination to make my dog speak with a Cajun accent

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

There is A house In New Orleans They call New Orleans House

“Meet the AI-powered—“ no, I don’t want to ❤️ I don’t think I will actually ❤️❤️❤️

I think about this daily

i’m always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them

Target backed out of $2B with dei and has lost $12B in market value because of it. Love it when the math maths.

Feminists actually talk about this. The unpaid labour that some men do such as helping someone with their car or fixing things around the house are rare, situational jobs. The unpaid work women do (cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare) is daily, thankless and neverending.

ur all gonna therapize yourselves into lifelong paralyzing isolation and agoraphobia lol

ticketmaster will literally log you out an hour before your concert, delete your password, lock your account, shoot your dog, and then make you go to your mom’s email address that doesnt exist anymore to get your ticket

David Lynch's iconic Twin Peaks poem

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

God, I love him