Screen time doesn’t let me limit specific apps because...?

Meduza 👌🏻 (pure stealing GC’s vibe but damn so good)

Rainbolt is a pro Google Maps player. He can guess the location of a Google Street View after seeing it for 0.1 seconds. You may have seen his ridiculous skills in viral TikTok videos. Here's how he does it🧵

Sunday read. This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst UI on Reddit. I think the winners are: 1/ Enter your phone number

Shit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.

I hope Jeremy Corbyn is going to read out questions from members of the public again this Wednesday.

Just to clear it up: nope, I’d never heard anything about Cameron and a pig when coming up with that story. So this weirds me out.

I hope White Bear doesn’t come true next.

Just open your gob and someone will slip in something tasty: a pill, a nipple, a nice bit of fried halloumi. Lovely

2016 Wipe increasingly resembling a vertical cliff face with no footholds.

Just ordered some Lego for Christmas.

I ATE SO MUCH MASHED POTATOES THAT I FORGOT TO GO TO THE BANK TRULY THIS IS A DEEPLY RELATABLE PIECE OF HUMAN CONTENT

Xmas quote: "thats the best song to have a shit to"

"My safeword is Brexit" overheard on the tube 😂

He actually ate the book hahah

Okay so Black Mirror S4 is up on Netflix. Hope you like it.