All the best for Scotland in the #WorldCupFinal outplayed us last night in the semi. Go well against France. Do it for the home nations 😂 x.com/daftlimmy/stat…

No logo in the foam, May the 4th be with you

Just open your gob and someone will slip in something tasty: a pill, a nipple, a nice bit of fried halloumi. Lovely

May the fourth be with you...the Empire strikes crack

Wanking in a winter wonderland! ❄️

I've been taking a few casual lines of fresh snow this morning. #moreish

A little bit of lube can go a long way

The longer the note the more dread..:

That cracks really moreish

Mind out, boys, Father Spliffmas coming through...

What is it about basic white girls and putting glitter on everything?

Happy new year to all the basic white girls out there!

The longer the duck the more quack

The emperor is naked!!

The longer the duck the more quack 🦆

Tonight’s entertainment?

The cocks have gone forward 🕰

After last night, I need resurrecting. Jesus.