Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

Hope cast of twostrangersmusical and everyone at Kiln Theatre is ok after last minute matinee cancellation.

For the first time in years I’ve released new music! Recorded at Roundhouse with my fellow music collective open.spotify.com/album/209UPXCo…

Sabrina Parker: Follow me on @sabrina-doesitall.bs 🤩🤩🤩

Please sign this petition! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6471… #protecttranspeople

Word of the day is ‘depooperit’ (18th-century Scots): exhausted and enfeebled both mentally and physically.

I wonder what the venn diagram of men who say they can’t see the difference in two paint swatches and men who get really weird when you call the middle traffic light orange and not amber looks like

Brand new podcast by mother/daughter team @LydiaBParker and Sabrina Parker: Follow me on @sabrina-doesitall.bs coming soon! #podcast #secrets #revelations #wemakeeachotherlaugh

Trans bathroom joke

Your honor I would like to plead oopsies daisies

Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

.Carol Vorderman YOU ARE BLOODY MAGNIFICENT. EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THIS 🔥🔥🔥

I left my full-time job in march so OF COURSE I had to start a podcast with my mother @LydiaBParker Dropping this Friday 12pm GMT

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the

Very disappointed to have to unfollow so many people (who are spreading misinformation and transphobia) who I had previously admired

Sadly due to way this platform has become a safe place for fascists I’m leaving twitter. You can find me on Threads