I hate when doctors knock before they come in. Like what do you want me to say “who is it?”

unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around

all these fanfic adaptations but nothing beats the og y/n story, the genesis of stan girl fanfic culture

Me as soon as the weather hits 70 degrees consistently

when i say i love the enemies to lovers trope i’m talking about this movie specifically

Are u rubbing ur feet together like crickets with other bitches Yes or no

Why do I record everything when I’m drunk, Icarly ass bitch

me trynna act mysterious knowing i’m a true yapper

every time i use my card 😩

Bring back tellin yall business on finstas I be bored

women pretending not to see men staring at them is a essential survival skill

my first favorite hobby is yapping, second is being extremely quiet and not talking at all

Affordable housing

I know four easy payments hate to see me coming.

i know this show hates to see me coming

#NationalBoyfriendDay

me every wednesday

them: I’m so sad summer is going by so fast meanwhile me: