Prime Minister Mark Carney and Will Greaves meet again on the #CanadaElection2025 campaign trail where Will welcomes him back to Victoria B.C. #yyj #CanadaStrong

Does your draft have a strong argument? No. But does it at least make sense. No. But did you at least have fun writing it. Oh, God no.

for any Americans concerned about the integrity of Canada's elections, remember that Canada does not use electronic voting in federal elections. we vote by placing pine cones in empty TimBit cartons. the winner is required to eat these pine cones at their swearing-in ceremony.

PhDs should adopt the same practice as the Pope and select a new name upon conferral: - Benedict, the Exhausted - Catherine, the Overcaffeinated - Pius, the Disillusioned

Academics to their students: “Write clearly and concisely” Academics to their editors: “Complexity and Crisis in a Time of Complex Crisis: Unpacking the Complexities of Crisis Within Conditions of Crisis-Induced Complexity.”

Most Canadians want stronger protections for nature, and the new Liberal government promised action. It’s time to deliver—by reintroducing and strengthening the #NatureAccountabilityAct. 🌱 Add your name. #ProtectNature Greenpeace Canada act.gp/36lTJLt

Reject cold, soulless AI misinformation. Embrace human-centred, traditional Wikipedia misinformation.

Europeans: I drove for 45 mins to spend a weekend in France, then stopped in Germany and Italy to visit some friends on the way home. Me: I was in Alberta and I drove north for 19 hours. Now I’m still in Alberta

FINAL.doc FINAL_v2.doc FINAL_v3.doc FINAL_v4.doc FINAL_v23_FUUUUUCK.doc

The political scientists want me to remind everyone in the stem disciplines - “remember when you said politics didn’t matter?”😂

Then they came for the political scientists, but I had already laid them off.

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

You can’t quit before the dean throws you under the bus.

Don’t let not answering emails distract you from not writing

Three stages of research: 1) I know nothing 2) I know everything 3) I know a more advanced form of nothing

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣