If Gandalf didn’t want Frodo to put on the ring he shouldn’t have called it “quite cool” when he gave it to him

At this rate, I will be including tax benefits in my marriage proposal.

Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow

Woah twitter is still around! Hello!

doctor dog treating sick cat, 15th century

I’m 32 and I forgot which side the dollar sign goes on

attack on snail, france, 15th century

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

Every building in every other country in the world has one door?

Laughing at the idea of buying a parrot so it can learn my demos and sing them to my friends when I want to show them lololol

New Plato’s cave just dropped x.com/SlenderSherbet…

New lil guy on patreon friends!

WE CAN’T FIND BIGFOOT BONES BECAUSE OTHER BIGFOOT EAT THE BONES

Just because you’re mentally ill doesn’t mean you can’t be sexy

You gonna put your mankey where your meowth is or

Do I have a crush on her or is she just wearing overalls?

happy waifu, happy laifu