Dueling banjos on the accordion. Filmed in a pub in Ullapool. Some serious talent here 👏👏

As I said in another tweet: Champagne's first August harvest was 2003 & 2020 is the 7th August harvest. However much positive spin is put on ripeness, what makes Champagne superior is the length of veraison and ripening. So it's a bad thing.

In 1665 Cambridge University closed because of plague. Isaac Newton retreated to rural Lincolnshire. During his 2 years in lockdown he worked out calculus, the true meaning of colour, gravitation, planetary orbits & the 3 Laws of Motion. Will 2020 be someone’s Annus Mirabilis?

Map of all the countries where the prime minister shat themselves in McDonald's

our gift to you today is our fav tweet of 2020

Approximately one day in every 365 is a Christmas Day.

Somehow we ended up here

Phrase of the Day: EPISTEMIC TRESPASSING — judging matters outside one’s field of expertise.

If Arsenal don't win the league this season, it will be the longest period in the top flight without a league title in the club's history

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Word of the day is ‘circumbendibus’ (17th century): an answer or argument so convoluted and evasive that it isn’t really an answer at all.

Allegra Stratton sent off at Italia '90

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Hi Prince Andrew, you’ve never met me either. Can I have some dosh?

Good morning

All football stopped as a mark of respect when Her Majesty the Queen died but we carry on with the Qatar World Cup when over six thousand migrant workers are dead. No one should go there.