there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

Every few months I rediscover this machine and live off toasties for a couple weeks

Started watching “breathless” last night on STV, about what NHS staff went through during the early pandemic days. So so accurate. I’d defo write a book once I’m retired.

How does this woman have her own show 😂 part timer

Went for shopping at Asda and somehow swung into the Honda garage. Nae food in the house, but there’s a new car en route.

So weird this doesn’t have huge coverage - mental circumstances?!

“Welcome to Lush!”

It’s the 5th of MARCH and my hayfever is trying to claim me 🤧 WHAT IS GOING ON

“Calm down, it’s a bike” Masked thug pulls out a knife on a brave woman after attempting to steal her bike. Video by 'Seeing is believing'

Terrier bastard

SIGN HIMMMMM

AJ trying to get up #JoshuaDubois

David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff

Stop calling it a fuckin PRICE CAP WHEN YOU DON’T CAP THE FUCKIN PRICES 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 #Cunts

I canny decide if I’m on twitter or aff it. Currently back on, but it’s on a shoogly peg.