I am now the most banned author in the United States--87 books. May I suggest you pick up one of them and see what all the pissing & moaning is about? Self-righteous book banners don't always get to have their way. This is still America, dammit.

All this crap generated about Greenland and Venezuela is just to distract from the Epstein Files, which have still not been released. In defiance of the law, might I add. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Where are these motherfucking checks and balances? Why is everyone in Congress such a fucking pussy?

She was right. About Everything.

People in Greenland are wearing these hats and honestly… I’m stealing it. MAGA now officially stands for Make America Go Away. 🇬🇱🧢💀

Can you believe this is our home?

Nahh the Seahawks was clowning on the sidelines 😂😂 (Via: KtS)

The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. They’ve won 15 games by a combined 235. Best team in football.

I almost keyed my own car with my nipples trying to get inside it in this weather

How the fuck can women afford to color their hair every 6 weeks? $250 a pop?! What the actual…

Blake Lively is such a bad actor

"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND." -GEORGE ORWELL, 1984

Let’s go! 💙💚

Children and women chanting “let us out” at the Dilley Concentration Center that Trump has set up in Texas, as they apparently wear color-coded jackets. It’s like a scene from “The Handmaid’s Tale” or 1930s Germany.

Ed Krassenstein

government: immigrants are evil us: i don't really th- government: and to prove it, we've enlisted an army of the most evil guys you've ever seen to terrorize and murder unarmed civilians

I wish that ear graze hadn’t been staged and I wish it had been a successful mission. I hope someone else gives it a shot… literally.

Looking for an Adidas promo code to get my son some new baseball cleats! Hook me up if you have one! Gotta save where I can!!

No wonder Netflix live-streamed some idiot climbing a tower. To distract from what is happening in this country and from the Epstein files. (Also- I can’t stand the arrogance of #alexhonnald . A husband and father- still so self-indulgent. )

Republicans: Spend 20 years passing laws allowing guns at protests, in airports, in schools, in churches, at polling places, in statehouses, in bars, on college campuses, in state parks, in parking lots, on trains and buses, in cars… Donald Trump: You can’t have guns.