No, I live in the Congo. Part 2 of 2. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #USAID #CIA Upcoming: New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: PardisParker.com

New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Too many first dates. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #dating #love #shrink

New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Adam recently became lactose intolerant. With Erica Rhodes from America’s Got Talent. #comedy #standup

New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Iranians in Vancouver. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #Persian #racist

New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com OK that's racist. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #persian #iranian #iran

New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com If you want evidence I'm Canadian...recorded in #Vancouver at at ted for some reason. #standup #comedy

New York • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Mary's 3 kids (boys) cannot aim into the toilet. From Town Hall Comedy at Art Unified.

New York* • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia* • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 *w/ Liz Glazer & Alana Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Tix: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com There's 12 billionaires in this room right now. #standup #comedy

New York* • City Winery • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia* • City Winery Philadelphia • Jul 24 🇺🇲 *with Alana Liz Glazer Karthik Lavangu & Bronston Jones Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets: PardisParker.com I told my friend I was struggling.

New York* City Winery Jul 23 Philadelphia* City Winery Philadelphia Jul 24 * with Alana Liz Glazer Karthik Lavangu & Bronston Jones Vancouver House of Comedy BC Nov 29-Dec 1 Get tickets now: PardisParker.com "They not like us." Compton visits Malibu. #standup #funny

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Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Philadelphia to Pittsburgh to Chicago to New York. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #lawschool #advertising #medschool

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com I can't tell who's South Asian. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #srilanka #saudiarabia

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Being rich isn't going to make history remember you. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #billionaires

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com 14 years. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #marriage #happy Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com Life's hard. I'm struggling. #standup #comedy #funny #ted Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com The grind is everything. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #hustle Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com You lied to me. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #girls  Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: Pardis Parker | PardisParker.com You're Arab? #standup #comedy #crowdwork #egypt #egyptian Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • House of Comedy BC • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • Intrepid Theatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com How would you solve all the problems of the world? #standup #comedy #crowdwork