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logging on. Ron Cobb (1970)

NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/

The question I have now is: given the passenger watchdog is using this language to describe Euston station, why was I sacked thanks to @NetworkRail's then chair for saying less? When's the official apology going to land?

They'd shouldn't build on the green belt until they've built on the golf courses.

Vlad the Inhaler. #Halloween 🎃 (🎨 'Scary' Sean Gallagher)

fuck thatcher

So let's just compare @NetworkRail's new 5-point plan with what I proposed in my interview with the The Independent back in April (you know the one):

What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it

to the tune of "Crazy Horses" Microplastics owahhhhh owahhhh

I tried to read 'The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha' and got about 50 pages in. The "tilting at windmills" bit occurs in the first 50 pages. I suspect many people don't get any further

This isn’t news. It’s Tory propaganda. Barely bats an eye when Zahawi heats his stables, Johnson freeloads his arse off or McVey takes £18K freebies in 2months. Rayner pays for something expensive herself and The Times wants to shame her. What a nasty, snobby, shit-stirring rag.

THREAD: eBay completely destroyed my life. I just lost my full-time job, and the only career that has ever made me happy, selling on eBay. I had a six figure business, and they banned me for life for selling this: PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. I NEED HELP. PLEASE.

Would much appreciate if people like/share this thread so the likes of Louise Haigh may see it. There were multiple people caught out by this on *literally* just my carriage on that day. TOCs must do better; why would anyone get the train if this is how they will treat you?

One thing that would help on here is if the Block button was next to the Follow button on the little user info window that pops up when you hover over a profile pic

I was going to do Crossed makeup with scrubs for Halloween, but then I realised I would look like an England football fan to these Philistines.