Men, Nothing can elongate your penis. Just like your fingers, a penis can't be elongated. So, stop living with insecurities like a boy. A woman's erogenous zone is just 2 cm deep, and the clitoris is just above the vaginal opening. Stop watching porn. #MasculinitySaturday

Who would you rather vote for?

Statement on Adherence to KENYA CONFERENCE OF CATHOLIC BISHOPS(KCCB) Directives on Political Donations to the Church. The Seed Magazine Mkatoliki Daima Catholic Media Network

Can someone in Busia County confirm to me if there is a disaster preparedness centre because I can see your governor spent 20M to build that? Also, your governor spent 21M on the Construction and equipping of disaster preparedness centre in Mauko? Iko ama ni jaba?

14 RULES TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI.... NO.7 is crucial for survival 1. Don’t go to downtown if you don’t have to.

what happens after you die? a thread.

To my esteemed followers, Happy New Year 2025! "Even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream."

Update: - Marry a girl you love - Buy a property in your father’s or mother’s name. - Then let your dad/mom give you the property as gift or inheritance - Inheritance or gifts are exempted from being shared during divorce. It’s called Separate Property vs Marital Property.

It’s 2025 now, let it go.

New Chinese Investor friend: I want to visit Africa soon. Me: Where are you going to visit first? Friend: Nairobi. Someone needs to explain this Kenyan PR to me. LOL! Americans and Europeans would rather go there first before West Africa. What is Ghana doing wrong?

Tunakatwa NSSF monthly na hatutazipata tukiretire. Tunakatwa SHA but hosi tunalipa cash juu SHA haifanyi. Tunasave kwa SACCO pesa zinaibiwa. Tunataxiwa HEAVILY but wanadai Kenya haina PESA. GenZs waliprotest wakauliwa na hakuna mtu amefungwa! Why are we not ANGRY? HANG THEM!

Affirm "YES" if you are ready.

In your copy of The Sunday The Standard Digital newspaper. Get the e-newspaper on epaper.standardmedia.co.ke

God is an artist 🧑‍🎨 bro is farting fire and bombs to kill his enemies 🙀🙀🔥

Once they hit the wall- Epiphany phase, they churn out such motivational statements to trap simps and white-knights. Avoid!

There’s no problem—Butere Girls should be invited to Citizen TV tonight to perform Echoes of War after the 9 PM news!

1. Opens P*rnhub. 2. Locks the door. 3. Searches his preference. 4. Scans the site for hours. 5. Keeps going until finds the best video. 6. Jerks to pixels on a screen. 7. Drains his power and essence. 8. Cleans up. 9. Regret. Wonders why he's depressed.

Path of Men 1.Wakes up. 2.Grabs the phone before even standing up. 3.Scrolls for an hour without meaning. 4.Starts the day already tired. 5.Tries to focus, but the mind’s scattered. 6.Escapes into the phone again. 7.Feels empty and unproductive. 8.Sleeps late, unrested. 9.Wonders why life

It's time

Huum. 🤔🤔🤔🤔