He didn't balance it out properly.
He requests for 46 -50 inches of ukwu, then gives her 'studio'.
How?

Baby we flyyyy💫

Confession:

I collect ad copy like rich people collect watches.

8 examples:

💙 Time for ‘Time 100 Gala’ 💙

Looked cute & hot today

Dating app name idea for people without a type - Unavailable.

A politician Avo.

Big on promise. Low on delivery.

Last year, I decided to cancel my car insurance.

A 🧵:

I’ve had car insurance since 2017, it’s compulsory to have car insurance in the US. I paid $160 a month. No accidents, and never filed a claim. I am a safe driver.

Then one day

So I asked them to cancel it.

In 7 years I paid $13,440 for car insurance which is the actual cost of the car!

Never filed a claim, no accidents, and no reward for being a safe driver.

Magatte Wade Efosa Ojomo Government regulation comes from elites pressuring the government to tilt the 'free market' playing field in their favor to reduce or eliminate competition.

You would have required a fork lift 😂

Looks like everybody is always ready to fallout for Nasboi. This is the level of influence I admire.

A bit of cognitive dissonance that everyone just accepts is that no one thinks Waymo or Cruise are trillion dollar opportunities but if Tesla says “robotaxi” then investors lose their minds.

Lols ...no be raw cash oo. They will procure everything from their country and ship to Naija....

UK move € 1 billion cash to Nigeria ..say wetin happen?

Osaretin Victor Asemota The last call I made to my father before he died was his prayers, he said “he never buried his childrens in his lifetime and none of us will bury ours in our lifetime” he wasn’t even sick. Man had his lunch and passed away. I’m still figuring things out

Osaretin Victor Asemota I’d be laughing with my dad about something totally different and he’ll pop a question and tell me his body gave him a sign.

It took years before I understood it.
Two times it was even on an accident that occurred, he was unharmed both times, he said he got a sign.

Ko tie sini, amaa wa iyawo fun Tunde the moment to bati step into Nigeria, cos bi o se maa gbe Chloe tabi Rachel wa fun wa ni yi o.

Eyin na e wo now, bi won se’n koje.

Wale Gates 🤣🤣🤣🤣 let’s keep Tunde “in-house” abi?

Why is this a public billboard?

Reminds me of a startup we saw a few yrs ago.
Had raised ~$4m & doing about $1m in ARRr.
When we dug in, we realized that revenue cognition/reporting were completely off & it was actually closer to $100k.
Won’t put my VC peers on blast but a class on fin stmt analysis won’t hurt.