Arise Sir Brian May ⚔️🎸 Brian's investiture as a Knight of The Realm took place today at Buckingham Palace. The knighthood was presented to Brian by His Royal Highness, King Charles. Many congratulations, Sir Brian! 📸©️ Alamy

It is with a heavy heart I must report that after 793 days, I have lost my duolingo streak 😭

Leclerc defending his pole position from the Redbulls #AzerbaijanGP #F1

A boy tried to flirt with me yesterday and decided the best possible way to do so was to throw a whole coconut directly at my face

Please vote for #Uncanny in this year’s British Podcast Awards!! RT to spread the word! britishpodcastawards.com/voting

Do you want to be Transport Minister?

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated. She is me.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

“What an entertaining piece of literature” - me after reading the diary I wrote at 15

Going to see MJ the Musical UK tonight and my 89 year old father, completely straight faced, looked in me in the eye and said, “are you watching Michael Jackson live?”

life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is

i hate this country and then the sky is blue and im like. SCORCHER INNIT. GOIN BOOZER HAVIN A FAG IN THE BEER GARDEN. BRINGING THE MISSES. COLD PINT A STELLA . BEAUTIFUL 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

When a white person gets a job

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.

This photo made my day. Solidarity with #GiselePelicot and all survivors.

The ancient Romans were known for building tombs for their dogs, inscribing epitaphs to keep their memory alive — a thread 🧵 1. “I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home with my own hands 15 years ago.”