When it’s 8am and your coworkers are already saying stupid shit

Look away if you’re eating lunch, or about to. Calm and measured assessment of the mood in the Commons from a Tory MP: “we are being offered the choice of a shit sandwich… Or a shit sandwich with extra shit.”

"Who was the shortest serving post-war chancellor, not to die in office" BZZZZTTT "Kwarteng, Cambridge" "Correct"

It's terrifying.

Good Morning. Welcome to the latest edition of #SocialistSunday ❤️❤️❤️ I'll follow back anyone who follows me today 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇮🇪✊

Here's a cheeky little sea shanty ⚓️🎶(an adaptation of #Wellerman) about #SuellaBraverman - we were sad to see her go, because we had to make this much quicker than we anticipated... Suella Braverman MP The Rest Is Politics #Tofu #Rwanda Nathan Evans Krishnan Guru-Murthy #EnoughIsEnough #wokerati

No-one used to resign until I resigned from 'Pointless'. Now they're all at it. I think I made it cool.

Once again, from Scotland: it’s like living above a meth lab.

Who’s next up from the idiot farm and their ridiculous cheerleaders?

The same people screaming that middle-eastern migrants aren't real asylum-seekers because they crossed many safe EU countries to get here... ...were perfectly happy for 200,000 Ukrainians to cross Europe and be picked up from (safe) France. Wanna play spot the difference?

Like my dad, the King’s dad, the Prime Minister’s dad, the England football captain’s dad and Churchill’s mum.

Yayyyy 🤣😊🎩🙏🏿😆 I wonder how many #RETWEETS I can get 🎩

That moment in 'The Sound of Music' when the Mother Abbess calls Julie Andrews a cuntface. "Maria... our abbey is not to be used as an escape. What is it you cuntface?" 😂😂😂

Whatever your feelings of Harry and Meghan, I think it’s important to remember that Prince Andrew paid a woman £12 million pounds to stop calling him a nonce.

Judge this morning rules that deporting refugees to Rwanda is “legal”. • Making Rosa Parks sit at the back of a bus was legal. • Concentration Camps in Germany were legal. • Colonialism was legal. • Denying women the vote was legal. Legal does not make it just or right.

You've heard of Elf on a shelf, now get ready for.....

This, apparently, is all that remains of a 13 year project of breaking us. Slow hand clap for all Tory voters.

First it was Gary Lineker and now David Attenborough so who will they silence next?

Arman Soldin, the French journalist who was killed in Bakhmut, had recently gone viral for rescuing an exhausted hedgehog in a trench. He helped the little guy heal and later released him in the wild. May Arman’s memory be eternal 💔😢 🕯️