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People don't believe me that when I lived in Norway I went to a kindergarten that was a fenced-in mud pit outside a cave up a mountain.

Bit nervy. Strong start but you can easily lose a game 3 points at time so the discipline needs to improve. Worrying that they were visibly disheartened in the 3rd 20 minutes while the Italians looked buoyant. Some big shifts coming up. #SCOvITA #6nations2025

So not only are you not allowed to watch ITV Sport in Scotland, you're also not allowed to watch STV Sport in Scotland if you have an LG telly. What a pack of bastards.

3 days in Glasgow constantly on the edge of hungover, and now it's about 40° on the train home.

Scorpio: When you're feeling down, just look to the skies. The giant meteor will be here soon.

All burgers now impossible to eat: Link in reply

how I go to bed on sunday night knowing the cycle begins again

Every piece of online media I share via WhatsApp is a like playing Operation. One slip and I've sent my boss a video of a monkey throwing faeces around.

I feel bad for kids today. They’ll never know a time when white guys weren’t… this. If you’re under 25, you’ve only ever seen the worst era of white men. You missed out on Tony Hawk. You missed out on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now they just podcast, eat beef tallow, and lie.

She mogged this clown without even being in uniform lmao

The internet would never have caught on if it had started with all the cookie permissions, MFA requirements, advertising and pay walls that it has today. The problem is there is no means for users to push back on the creeping enshitifaction and it will only continue to get worse.

Val forever

Enough playing around. The time has come. #BringThemHome

Harmonising on the last line of Happy Birthday? You absolute bellend.

Do you think he did the gesture?

An Office

Hi, Cardinal expert here. This is not funny. Cardinals only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

They should probably have just called it Yarmouth.

I bought my wive (F45) a skateboard. She's fucking delighted.

Scotland scored 3 times as many tries for the Lions today as they did for actual Scotland.