How do I become one of these lucky people?

Your body has always been loyal to you. Even when you called it names, starved it for acceptance or punished it for not looking like someone else’s. Your body is not a problem to be solved. It’s not a delayed project or a failed promise. Your body is not a before or after photo.

America hasn’t been perfect. It’s made grave mistakes. But there is no country that has ever done more for improving the world. It breaks my heart how unappreciative Americans across the ideological spectrum are of that. Much of the left rejects we’ve ever been good for the

Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system: The Tetanus vaccine The Measles vaccine The Polio vaccine The Mumps vaccine The HPV vaccine The Pneumonia vaccine The Hepatitis B vaccine The Rubella vaccine The Diphtheria vaccine The Covid-19 vaccine - Jon Hislop, MD, PhD

I am a Muslim. I am an Arab. And today, I stand with the Jewish community in Australia.

I hate texting someone something freaky at night and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again

it actually is crazy how many people i know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts

if i'm rudolph i'm so fucking pissed. you bullied me for years and now you want my help with a work emergency? get fucked losers, i'll see you on the breadlines

Need a sequel to The Grinch where we see the repercussions in WhoVille from their soft on crime policies.

A Jewish friend in Moscow just wished me a “Happy Christmas.” I replied “and happy Hanukkah to you.” Then he said, “Hanukkah is over now.” And the Russian Orthodox barman shouted “and it’s not even f**king Christmas!” They’ve both ruined my fake story of interfaith solidarity.

― Oliver Herford, I Heard a Bird Sing

“I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet”

Never course correct on your worst day.

Americans have become a nation of perpetual whiners that imagine themselves as cosmic victims, despite being alive in the softest, most opulent time in human history. We should knock that crap off. magnoliatribune.com/2025/12/31/you…

Bringing back a NYE classic

“The Stranger Things” series finale was perfect in every way. Impressive.