NYTimes: STONE INDICTED CNN: STONE INDICTED MSNBC: STONE INDICTED FOX News: IF ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ THINKS GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL THEN EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE OF HER WEARING WHAT APPEAR TO BE MITTENS AS A CHILD

My thoughts on the 2020 field so far: “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” - Douglas Adams

Why are so many people tweeting about me

Imagine talking to a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge and you’re the embarrassing one

Imagine being someone who referred to Obama as a King or Tyrant and then supporting Trump’s effort to steal money from military construction projects so he can build a wall Congress specifically didn’t authorize. Now imagine there’s an entire political party of these people.

Your deputy finance chair is going to prison for 3 years

This is the language used by Nazis against Jews ("vermin"), Hutus against Tutsis ("cockroaches") and American slaveowners against slaves ("animals"). Once you've labeled people as animals, violence, murder and genocide will follow. Every person, every migrant, is a child of God.

The envy of the world: nytimes.com/2019/04/25/us/…

The envy of the world: latimes.com/politics/la-na…

The envy of the world: bbc.com/news/amp/busin…

The envy of the world: vox.com/2019/4/30/1852…

The envy of the world: wsj.com/articles/why-a…

The envy of the world: newsweek.com/caravan-americ…

I just realized that Trump almost certainly wants to buy Greenland because he thinks it’s as big as Africa. #thanksmercator #cartographersforsocialjustice

A 17-year-old boy was rushed to the ER by his brothers struggling to breathe... [thread]

“Celebrities like Jim Gaffigan should stay out of politics.” - Everyone who voted for a washed up reality TV host for President

Is there a fly on Mike Pence’s head? #vpdebate

It is irresponsible to eat in a restaurant — even using outside seating — in the middle of a respiratory pandemic. I care about my local food economy, too, which is why I am: ordering takeout to eat at home, donating to food banks, and lobbying for meaningful government aid.

I guess I better tweet if I don't want to lose my account since they're archiving inactive accounts.