I hope I didn’t just peak as a salesman but I just sold electric power tools to an Amish man

Anderson Silva in Leon’s brain last night to protect his win streak record

BREAKING NEWS: Khamzat Chimaev thought he was fighting #JoeyDiaz this entire time.

Bears, Lions, Vikings Fans 🤝 Fuck the Packers

So many people will say golf isn’t a sport until you suggest playing without a cart

Send your man $50 for his parlay today.

Growing up means drinking an 11% IPA in less time than you’d drink 3 Busch lights

Slovaks are the Italians of Eastern Europe

I just want to make a few things clear: The Holocaust happened. Hitler was a demonic figure. And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides. Silence is complicity.

Screw gas prices I just want the snack wrap back

Ancient people knew the earth was round. And about 2,240 years ago a man called Eratosthenes calculated its circumference within 1% of the correct figure... with a stick.

So if we fix inflation is the mcChicken going to go back to 1$?

Denny Kellington a REAL LIFE HERO. He performed CPR on Damar Hamlin on the field and was crucial in saving his life.

Respect Women

Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read.

@ All pepperoni manufacturers… I’ve entered that game. Remember this name when you lose market share.

One yard line 4th and goal. Who you got?

Don't ever become negative. Leave that up to the people that don't have your best interests at heart. You should attempt to be the best u Everyday & Everyway. You are a original & God hadn't created anything like u so stop imitating & emulating others. You are 1of 1. #CoachPrime

Of all the things in this world I want, nothing tops having my name on a restaurants menu for a delicious item because I’m a loyal customer

22 years ago today, Creed gave us a generational halftime show