My photographs are haunted

i was in the room dangling a hot dog above the camera

Merry Christmas! We got you a new telescope. The James Webb Space Telescope launched today, beginning a one-million-mile journey to see 13.5 billion years into the past. Follow NASA Webb Telescope and join the quest to #UnfoldTheUniverse: go.nasa.gov/3qHIEKT

Y’all women be tweeting like dragon ball z characters.

gentle reminder: although there is huge societal pressure to go out, party, and drink alcohol on New Year's Eve, it's totally valid to board a submarine and submerge yourself 1000ft into the ocean only to be hunted by a leviathan and crushed to death in it’s gaping maw ✨

if youre a groundhog assassin, hunter or whatever, please dont kill any groundhogs or talk about killing groundhogs today. this is Their day

Where's THIS Disney+ series

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field. Previewed by President Donald J. Trump on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of NASA Webb Telescope's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: nasa.gov/webbfirstimages

alien: these are your ancestors?? lmfaooo 💀😂😂 [shows me a video of a monkey jumpin around goin ooh ooh ah ah] me: [getting really defensive] that was a long time ago. turn that off

not to complain i know you’re trying your hardest babe but you forgot my bathtub toys and i’m honestly not having any fun right now

Happy £85 Grinch Experience month to all who celebrate

extremely smart people every time it rains: "we really needed this"