Forgot my mask but improvised one out of a tote because I’ve always got a tote

My brain has decided it’s time to write another book but every other part of me, especially my hands, plans to resist

Just bought this Calder online for 15 mil, what do you think

I’m in a sushi place that has ‘run out of rice’. This will be interesting

Free book title: Theory For Critics

Modernism died in 1972 but it respawned in another dimension and is still doing great

One thing I really respect Prince for is that he never had an exhibition of his visual art

She blinked first

Last night

Just as ‘rock’ in popular music is a code word, ‘interrogate’ in art also means something rude but if you don’t know what I can’t tell you

Oh shit he’s back

Typical bit of German rural architecture

Delighted to be a guest on Ross Simonini's excellent new Subject, Object, Verb podcast for ArtReview_

Alone in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, time to watch horror films

Living somewhere where people come round with gifts of homegrown tomatoes, eggs from their chickens etc. couldn’t think how to reciprocate so I’ve decided to open my windows & give everyone a free listen to my music collection

Bartleby setting up his work email account, trying to come up with a snappy autoreply message

Shaving off a few thousand brain cells by looking at art insta

A nice thing about digital openings is you can fast forward the speeches