What do I collect as a hobby?

Mistakes and regrets.

Choose grace over judgement.

Apparently there is some weird underground cadre of people who don’t like dill pickles.

Steer clear of them.

It’s Bruno Addison’s Birthday today! Yay! 🎉

Middle finger girl in a heart hands world.

Be grateful for the voice we have. Be mindful of its influence. Be accountable for its use.

for you, with you, because of you.

my tweets ironic

my brain moronic

Find a penny
Pick it up
All day long
You’ll have lower back pain

We all struggle sometimes, but you’ll come out on top. You’re too awesome not to.

You think that one guy is still Walking in Memphis or nah?

keep reaching for the fuckin’ stars, billy.

I say this with all the love I have in my heart:

I like your dog more than I like you

Hey! If Lady Gaga joined the Goo Goo Dolls, she would be Lady Gaga Goo Goo

I’ll see myself out …

Me: Break a leg out there!
My horse:

I hope the next big trend is kindness

The most fucked up part about being an adult is dropping a shitload of money at the grocery store and still having nothing to eat.

You never forget the sound of dial up internet.

You just heard it didn’t you.

Commit to the bit and don't throw a fit

Don't forget that so far, you've survived 100% of your bad days.