The highlight of any trip back to the homeland. The magnificent oatcake hopper! ⁦poveys oatcakes⁩ #stoke #oatcakes

From now on all servings of cucumber should be cut into the shape of a lobster 🦞

Now the wait to see if HUFC release any more ☹️

Well, that was a stressful 90 minutes. Little less stress on Friday, please #pvfc

Overheard in Waitrose: “We should buy Alex some kale. That’ll cheer her up.” As a fellow Alex I dispute that kale results in additional cheer.

Having a listen to the ⁦BBC Stoke & Staffordshire⁩ coverage from pre-game on Saturday. A good day, that! Never any doubts…#PVFC

The sad thing with this is not only the outrageous prices here, but also that people are defending these prices. Making out that we are fools for not deciding on a day trip and booking 90 days in advance.

Can confirm. Look straight ahead. Try to show no expression. Act nonchalant about it all whilst your heart beats at 130bpm. Give a little weird bow when you’re allowed in.

Getting old is: Being in a club with Jeff Mills playing, and receiving a notification that the Saturday NYT crossword is released.

Was all worth it, but feeling decidedly peaky today. Blankets, tea, and #pvfc

Aims for 2023: Continue to get back into music. 2022 has been a belter of a reintroduction, no doubt. It will also mark 20 years since first seeing Sasha play at The Void. Just to make me feel old.

Being used to watching EFL L1/2 games, the speed and skill of these teams is phenomenal #nufc #mufc

Exactly. Michael is so very right. Go, have fun, do your thing, be yourself, let others be themselves too. Enjoy yourself. Don’t spoil it for others. (And if you’ve never been to a club by yourself before, try it sometime!)

Umm, err… yep. In my defence I’m down to 2.5 espresso machines now though.

On the train and playing ‘Daily Mail Bingo’. We have crossed off ‘woke’, ‘snowflake’, ‘Nigel Farage is great’, ‘the NHS is shit (but they’ve given me this and that and wasn’t it marvellous’. The man in the next seat deserves a beer.

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | Samaritans

Today I was cleaning the car with a 2003 Essential Mix on in the background. A 10 year old lad walked by and told me “Get the tunes on, son”.