Sabrina Carpenter performs ‘Manchild’ for “The Muppet Show”, out now.

You’re telling me in order to cook this “simple” Asian Dish, I have to get rice, drive to the soy sauce store, go get oil from sesame street, and then fill up a bucket of water from the lake to boil it in???

in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa

Surely there’s a more powerful wizard that can stop Punxsutawney Phil from casting arctic blast every year

girl who doesnt have the cilantro soap gene but still thinks it tastes bad

you say we shouldnt jerk off to children and suddenly here comes "𝔠𝔫𝔠 𝔭𝔲𝔭 💉🩸" like the ghost of christmas past to call you a "moralfag"

before gorillaz no one had thought to rhyme "flimsy steve" with "what have you seen"

I'm kind of tired of the "making dinner is so hard" discourse. One of the greatest meals of all time only requires two ingredients: -shredded cheese -kitchen sink

i don't think it's "puritan" to feel uncomfortable by fictional depictions of abuse or otherwise distasteful content actually. people are allowed to feel uncomfortable and not want to see content relating to that

dead end dot com / must be the wind

YouTuber Markiplier allegedly slept with the Iron Lung (2026) directors' wife. Despite this, he still managed to maintain his lead role in the film. Source: It came to me in a vision.

french kitty illustrations i made of the mighty fine character created in 1997. she had a series of dolls released in 2005 by madame alexander and i never forgot about them because i just thought she was so cute and beautiful. i'm really proud of how these turned out!

sabrina carpenter: i grew up watching you, my parents grew up watching you, their parents grew up watching you… miss piggy, lighting a cigarette: Ok thats enough. im going to sue you for copyright infringement. sabrina: can yuo put that out on me

They will kill you on twitter for not having a $2k gaming pc and preferring to play on console instead

i think its incredible that there are people out there that can change your entire mood bc them existing and being with you just makes you happier

the weather only being bad on the weekends is the corporate america agenda