us: we want justin bieber usher:

A few weekends ago, I got on the phone with almost 20 NYC tweens to find out what they’re buying. I learned that coats are uncool, TikTok is overrated, and Stüssy hoodies (?!) are in again.

a lot of you need to see this, and buy new AND/OR clean those nasty pillows you have.

Opening Figma and trying to find the thing you have been tagged in

#CanadianGP 🇨🇦 | American Motorcycle Racer, Mary McGee says she’s cheering for “Mr Hamilton” 😁❤️ Mary was the first woman to compete in motorcycle road racing and motocross events in the United States!

The nurse said she needed some urine to test for potassium. "K," I said. Silence. "I bet everyone makes that joke," I say. She's like "In 15 years of nursing not one person has made that joke"

Sorry but Gojira playing metal in front of windows with beheaded Marie Antoinettes in the Olympics opening ceremony completely fucking rules. 🤘

How your email finds me.

BREAKING: Account Director All Set To Wear Her “Client Hat” For Internal Creative Presentation

the inventor of deodorant was prolly fed tf up

do men Sneeze Like That for attention

I made this in Papyrus as a joke but it unironically looks way better

if yo family start fighting on thanksgiving go live.

they need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. i have to know what goes on in there

obligatory #earthquake tweet. quite a jolt here in #ojai.

THEY CALLED US CRAZY AND DELUSIONAL YET WE GOT OUR NICOLANDRIA ENDGAME #LoveIslandUSA

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered