Books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM.

Apartment Dwellers on New Year's Eve (1948), by John Falter

Absolutely incredible night to be a coke dealer in Miami. Like a pay off your kids college fund type of night.

All of you asking AI to make a photo of you and your partner into a family with children are weirdos. Full stop. I won’t elaborate further. If you can’t see how something like that existing is a serious issue, your brain is absolutely fried.

People say, “I don’t need to read fiction.” You absolutely do. The world is currently being run by rich, antisocial, amoral men who have never opened a book, and you need only look around to see the damage it’s caused. Empathy & curiosity are vanishing because people don’t read.

I don’t know.. but having “Ride in the Goodyear blimp” and “hug a capybara” at the top of my current bucket list seems like I’m not asking for enough.

I'm so over the moral decay of everyone. Seeing everyone behaving like unempathetic ghouls is really disturbing me.

“To whom it may concern” = weak, confused, indecisive “To whom it WILL concern” = confident, direct, constructively threatening

I’d rather share a country with people who crossed oceans to build a life than to live with people who won’t lift a finger to make life better for anyone but themselves

Another reason I refuse to use ChatGPT and AI is because I enjoy the elation and smug superiority I feel when I figure something out myself. I can’t explain how good it makes me feel. I’ll doubt myself, then prove myself wrong, and I like that feeling. I like the challenge.

Adding music to your Instagram post is equivalent to older Millennials adding a song to their Myspace profile. So, I think we should all be okay with that now.

going to enjoy being one of the last educated people in the post-apocalypse. they're going to bring me scraps of books as I sit by the trash fire, whispering to each other 'garbage sage can see things in the markings' and I will read to them from the Very Hungry Caterpillar

Saying you aren’t political or informed on politics at this point, to me, is saying you’re an apathetic anti-intellectual. You’re dumb. You’re boring. You’re a narcissist.

Men need to be banned entirely from grocery shopping on Instacart or Uber Eats.

It’s giving WonderWorks…

The horrors persist but so do books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, and the sea.

Finally lived through an historical event that made me feel hope instead of dread

Pam Bondi’s hearing today confirms what I’ve always been told since the beginning of my career… Which is, lawyers can be smart, but they’re not always as smart as you think they are…. Anyway, Pam Bondi’s a straight up fucking moron.