If there’s one sentence that sums up 2020, it’s “Joe Exotic asks Kim Kardashian to help him get a pardon from Donald Trump.”

:(

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

A Black kid can’t hold a toy in a park but a white guy can take over the U.S. Capitol whenever he wants no problem

Tyranny is not being asked to wear a mask or get vaccinated against a deadly virus. Tyranny is when a foreign enemy invades your country, kills your fellow citizens and seeks to end your sovereign nation and democratically elected leaders.

#Anonymous #OpRussia reuters.com/world/handful-…

This whole thread is amazing.

Am I the only one who types in a brand name in Google search bar, never clicks on the paid ad and scrolls down until organic result shows up to click on it instead? 😅

BYE

Honestly, the highlight of my week is this @HighEdWeb #AnalyticsSummit. These are my people.

Mood.

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

Gonna need Norwegian Cruise Line to stop sending me promo emails when they still won't give me my $800 back from my cruise being canceled due to the outbreak of the COVID pandemic. 🙄

Guess who just sewed up the votes of the Oxford comma crowd?

I never go on X but logged in today for work and... man, I miss Twitter.