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new location, same hilarious people. more info to come. Who’s tryna get booked!?

u don’t wanna miss it nd if u do u stupid Jordan Carlos is headlining #standupcomedy #comedy #events #nyc

5pm open mic we have a few spots left DM us if you want a spot it’s Tonight $5=5 min at The Producer’s Club Theatre

Buy your tickets quick! Proceeds are being donated to St. Jude in honor of a terminally ill loved one Featuring: CORINNE FISHER ticketweb.com/event/girls-ni…

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Who wants a spot for tonight? 5pm $5=5 min

Show out! This is gonna be a blow out!!!

If you wanted to come but saw we were sold out FEAR NOT we added a few more tickets get them quick before we sell out.... again Headlining: CORINNE FISHER Proceeds donated to St. Jude in honor of a terminally ill loved one ticketweb.com/event/girls-ni…

We have a mic at 5pm and one at 8:30pm Tuesday 04/20 at The Producer’s Club Theatre DM us if you want a spot

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Monday Mic Night mean mics every hour. 5pm. 6pm. 7pm. 8pm. 9pm. DM is for what slot you want