Bro last night was straight to dvd

It’s a shame alcohol is so bad for you because I’ve taken quite the liking to boozing

My funeral will have an open bar, and that’s a promise

Idk how to flirt i just called this bitch chungus

Girl birthday: carefully planned guest list, elaborate theme, takes place over the course of 3-days, $3000 Guy birthday: bottle of whiskey, loaded pistol. Grandma got you a Burt Reynolds’s poster. You’re really gonna do it this time

completely understand why drunk driving is illegal my dad had like 4 DUIs but they should have some sort of fake Disney world like town where you can booze cruise and just listen to music in your car completely fucked up. Truly one of lifes last greatest pleasures.

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took all my teeth out so i can get punched in the mouth easier

Fart blew both my legs clean off

🔴 -999

Playboi Carti - OPM BABI

whenever someone tells me they got a DUI i ask them what song they were listening to & i’ve compiled a playlist with everyone’s song so far

Smoking on that Electric Dogshit

they trynna put me in a psych ward cuz of the way i straight jack it

Me expecting to meet the love of my life "naturally" but I don't post pics, have 3 close friends, and barely leave the house