Just realised that I was at Anfield to see Fede Chiesa’s old feller score and now I’m feeling fucking old.

Last album you listened to from start to finish?

If Spacegimp was half as clever as he thinks he is then ad targeting on the bin fire formerly known as Twitter wouldn’t be as funny as this…

That tee’d up volley from the corner looked like it was going to be the greatest goal of all time from the Kop.

We are making it so medical debt will no longer be used against your credit score. And as president, I will work to cancel medical debt for millions of Americans.

it’s taken Trent 2 games to equal both Trippier and Walkers england assist tally in their past 34 games combined

"There was a dog called Lassie. A tough dog, a beautiful dog, a good dog. Saved a lot of kids. Thousands of kids. You've never seen numbers like it. That dog has now been eaten in Springfield Ohio because of her government" x

Meanwhile in Springfield

Instead of getting depressed with the state of the world do something about it starting with your neighbourhood. Say hello to your neighbours, pick up litter, report vandalism, drive less and use your local shops.

I love this man whoever he is

Unfairly under appreciated tweet this.

What’s got small arms and two left feet?

An English King once had a German manager. And the Daily Mail thought that was fine.

Kickabout, Liverpool, 1988. From photographer Nick Wynne’s series of work documenting Liverpool and Merseyside from the 1980s to the present day. Photos © Nick Wynne / British Culture Archive. All rights reserved.

Looking forward to a fun afternoon of footy. First up the relegation six pointer at Old Trafford and then over to the Bridge for the big battle for the Europa League place.

Hands down the best hattrick ever scored in football history

Next time you’re sitting on the garage wall having a few pre-match cans raise one for the teetotalling Wesleyans who used to gather there previously.