*dog does something bad* Me:

facebook marketplace

*This is not my picture!!! I saw it on Facebook* but yeah what the actual fuck

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No

Showering together is fun but shower sex sucks.

only reason i'd ever go to area 51 is cuz that alien pussy prolly hit different fr

Yea I had sex with one of them before

Why are my babies SO CUTE

Found my pen

Iconic

Now I own a duramax🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve been on birth control so long that sometimes I wonder if I’d be different if I didn’t have it? Would I lose weight? Would I act like a normal person and not cry all the time? Too bad I’ll never know, cuz I like my man turning me into a twinkie too much

kenzi is everything every girl has ever wanted to be, rolled into one. Everyone else is garbage.

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