Feeling like a cranky old man the way I’ve been raging at the neighborhood kids leaving their toys in the middle of the street 🤬😤

After a certain age, being a bad partner is just embarrassing. Sooo you didn’t do any work on yourself? No introspection, no healing, no growth… just basking in your toxicity huh?

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨ 🤢 men 🤢 💞 my boyfriend💖 🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗 🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕

“My bad I’m going to be late, the traffic is insane rn” The traffic:

I love my job!! I can’t believe I’m living my dream 🥹

“I’m down to only smoking 1 joint per day” The joint:

My fairy god mother after dealing with me for five minutes

doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

I’m sorry but it actually is sooooo nice to have a partner you can call to talk to & help you figure things out. It’s amazing to lay your head next to someone who loves you and sees you when you feel like the rest of world doesn’t. And anyone who tells you otherwise is insane.

Coop Daddy bought the tickets! The dawgs are going to Mexico 😎🥹