This scene's suspenseful score adapts the "Puss in Boots and White Cat" pas de deux from the third act of Tchaikovsky's The Sleeping Beauty ballet, with sudden stops and builds that amplify the dread as Aurora approaches the wheel...composer George Bruns wove this in after

we’re only one decision away from each other

What Are You Suppsoed To Do In Your Twenties When Everyone Around You Suddenly Seems To Be In Love

If this is true then love isn’t real

It’s actually super easy when you are a heterosexual woman with a healthy level of self worth and a vibrant social life

my situationship just dropped another banger

once you have tasted academia you can never settle for corporate

is it still lovebombing if i genuinely do want to get married after 2 weeks

(listening to you talk) jester! translate this fool’s words. i don’t speak clown

hey man we’re crossing that bridge when we come to it tonight if you want to pull up

he hasn’t asked me to be his valentine yet so i’m selling his car

i tried to smoke it away or whatever solange said

Actors playing up their relationship like this does not make me want to watch their movie. Take me back to the mess that was Don't Worry Darling. Spitting on Chris Pine, Florence hating everyone, the movie feels like a movie. We used to be a proper country!

Running into the person I ghosted wearing his jacket. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

russian authors be like what if i spent 659 pages describing how this bank clerk swindled his way to becoming a bank teller. four marriages were broken and three estates were lost along the way. he also went broke bribing the vice-government inspector

i refuse to accept or believe this absolutely not nope

What the fuck do you mean Catherine O’Hara died

swedish authors be like what if this quiet unassuming middle-aged priest committed six murders in umeå

the wrong actor from home alone 2 died today

western poets be like you were a sea and i’m drowning drowning drowning