worst part about starting a relationship mid-pandemic is that it’ll be a while before they discover how absolutely nuts i am for escape rooms

Just used "XD" unironically because cringe culture is dead and also I'm very bad at texting cute girls.

there is no world in which this is "cool" or "scary", it's actually "fucking adorable and i'm going to cry"

FRIENDS TOMORROW BATTLEBOTS RETURNS TO US YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE THIRD ANNUAL BATTLEBOTS FASHION THREAD WHERE I CRITIQUE THE FASHION CHOICES, STYLE, AND DESIGN OF EVERY SINGLE BATTLEBOTS TEAM LET NOTHING STOP US ON OUR DARK PURPOSE, FOR IT IS TIME

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

Lol dislocated my finger during work a few days ago, but couldn't get into see a Doctor. I'm pretty sure the finger is back in place, buuuut what if it's not? Ahhhhhhhh. Like it works! But feels sore so I'm not sure.

I have nothing to hide. tiktok.com/@alex_falcone/…

ITS HAPPENING

wicked was good but imagine how great it could've been with competent lighting and sound mixing and cinematography ☹️

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.